It made a valiant run... the Hellman's 24oz. jar of mayonaise has served me well over the past year or so. Never complaining, never failing to deliver one of the crucial components of my beloved Mayonaise, Cheese and Bologna sandwich breakfast. The past month or two it was getting kind of lean. About 3 weeks ago I transitioned from knife to spoon as the crevices and nooks were getting difficult to access with the butter knife.

After a frustrating 10 minutes of canoodling and caressing to get enough mayo out to make a decent sandwich, I am declaring Jar #28 empty and available for recycling. I have enjoyed you #28 and can only hope that #29 will serve as dutifully as you have.

 Good-bye.